Wednesday, January 15, 2025

Review: WOLF MAN





    We're in the January doldrums for movies, the vast, desert landscape where only B-movies, bad movies, and lesser movies come out. That, plus the Oscar hopefuls finally arrive in more places than one or two theaters in New York and L.A. I'm not exactly sure why the "big" movies only come out in the summer and Fall. I'm guessing it's because Hollywood never seemed to make money in January and February with new releases. When a lot of the country is in a deep freeze, though, wouldn't you think they'd want to release some blockbusters? After all, you can't really go outside and do anything, plus the sun sets at 5 PM every day. Wouldn't it make sense that more people would want to go to the movies? We'll never know these days, as the theaters are bereft of anything worth going to see. There have been big movies that have arrived in January and February of course, but they're few and far between and usually movies that have surprised at the box office. The #1 movie opening of all time for January is American Sniper, and that was an out-of-left-field blockbuster. The top 3 openings of all time for February are all Marvel films, but all Marvel films with superheroes that aren't the big ones: Black Panther, Deadpool, and Ant-Man. 
    The biggest movie that's coming out in January or February this year is Captain America: Brave New World. That's a big time film in the sense that's in a Marvel movie, it cost over $300 million to make, and it stars a real movie star, Harrison Ford. It's not a Batman or Spider-Man movie, though, and it features a fairly new, untested Captain America. 
    Besides that, we're pretty much left with the usual trash to clutter movie theaters. Rising out of the stink, at least on paper, is Wolf Man. Leigh Whannell co-created the Saw franchise and the Insidious franchise. He's one of the go-to-guys for making money at the box office with scary movies. Right before the pandemic shut everything down, he had a hit with critics and at the box office with The Invisible Man, his modern take on the classic H.G. Wells story that starred Elisabeth Moss. Apparently he's going to run through making modern takes on all of the classic monsters, as he's back co-writing and directing Wolf Man.
    Obviously, there's a million werewolf movies out there. There was a movie just released called Werewolves that showed up in theaters with literally no TV commercials, fanfare, publicity, or idea of where it came from. You can go order it On Demand right now and probably have a blast because it's not that hard to make a fun, scary, entertaining werewolf flick. 
    The best of the bunch is An American Werewolf in London, but the Lon Cheney original is great and I loved the The Wolfman that starred Benicio Del Toro (granted, nobody else loved that Benicio one). This new one is a modern/realistic take on the classic beast. There's no silver bullets. The wolf man mostly stands on two legs like a person, isn't covered in fur, and doesn't have a snout. There's no shots of a full moon. Actually, this is kind of like that non-zombie movie, 28 Days Later, where it was definitely a zombie movie but actually it wasn't, it was just a virus that made people crazy. Wolf Man isn't exactly a werewolf movie; if you get bit and change, you basically just turn into a crazy person with rabies. 
    The beginning of the film is pretty great. Christopher Abbot is the star. He's fantastic in pretty much everything because he's good at playing a regular, loveable guy. That makes it easy for the audience to identify with his character no matter what he's doing. And the prologue features him as a boy (played by Zac Chandler) going hunting with his domineering, oft-kilter father. They're hunting deer but soon get startled by someone or something in the woods. They get chased up into one of those tree stands where the menacing thing is about to attack but retreats suddenly. Later on, the boy hears his father on the CB radio talking to someone and mentions that he's seen "it" and that "it's real." 
    Cut to years later and Abbot's character, Blake, is a grown man in the city with a wife, Julia Garner, and a daughter, Matilda Firth. We find out that Blake's dad went missing in the woods and was pronounced dead. Blake has to go head back to the Oregon wilderness where his dad lived and clean the place out. This sets up the typical cabin-in-the-woods setting where all hell is about to break loose.
    There is action in Wolf Man and there is some good suspense. Leigh Whannell, who's been around the block with creating jump scares and tension, is definitely a master at this. There are problems, though. First off, there isn't much to this movie. At 90 minutes, there's not a lot of plot or characters or even dialogue. And usually when watching a werewolf movie you want to see the transformation. Will it be gnarly? Gruesome? Just silly, fake-looking special f/x? But this isn't really a werewolf movie. Besides growing some fangs and having his hair fall out, the wolf is more man. If you can get over that, the movie is at least entertaining. The majority of it takes place in one night, so not a lot happens. The movie starts well enough and has a few exciting sequences like the truck crash. I did love the windshield wiper reveal shot and the bloody bear trap scene. Both very cool moments in an otherwise average film.
    In the dead zone winter months for Hollywood, watching a fairly entertaining werewolf picture that's not great but at least watchable will pass the time until the big guns like the new Avatar, Jurassic Park, Mission: Impossible, and Superman movies come out later this year. It's something. **1/2


Wednesday, January 8, 2025

THE TOP 10 MOST ANTICIPATED FILMS OF 2025

1- TREY PARKER, MATT STONE & KENDRICK LAMAR SLAVERY MOVIE:  I heard about this a few years ago. The "South Park" guys were making a musical about slavery reparations. They last thing they made outside of "South Park" was "The Book of Mormon" on Broadway in 2011, so it's been a while. Kendrick Lamar stars as a slave re-enactor on a plantation that finds out his white girlfriend's family way back when owned his ancestors. Trey Parker is directing but, sadly, the "South Park" guys didn't write it. Vernon Chatman, who voices Towelie on "South Park" and has written for "South Park" and "The Chris Rock Show," wrote the script. I mean...this should be fucking bonkers.

2- PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON FILM: Anderson's last film, "Licorice Pizza," was one of his best. This new one he wrote & directed and stars Leonardo Dicaprio, Benicio Del Toro and Sean Penn. As usual, everything about it is a total secret. But he's one of the best directors working these days, so it should be great. 

3- JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH: Gareth Edwards directed this, and he's a visionary director that always makes great looking, interesting films. He made "Star Wars: Rogue One," "The Creator," and "Godzilla." Scarlett Johansson and Mahershala Ali star in this. David Koepp, the original "Jurassic Park" screenwriter wrote the script. Even though I didn't care for the last one, I love this franchise and with a great director and writer working on this one, it should be a fantastic summer popcorn flick.

4- SUPERMAN: I'll admit that the trailer doesn't make this look very good. Was it shot with a fish eye lens or something? And James Gunn usually makes stuff with a lot of comedy...can a Superman movie be a comedy? I guess we'll find out. Superman is played by a nobody, but Nicholas Hoult is Lex Luthor and "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel" is Lois Lane. Gunn was put in charge of the new D.C. movie regime. I liked his "Guardians of the Galaxy" films better than his "Suicide Squad" one, but the "Peacemaker" TV show was entertaining as hell. It's really tough making a good Superman movie. Batman movies are simple to make. Spider-Man movies are simple to make. Superman is tricky. Can Gunn crack the code? Or will we get another silly comedy one like "Superman 3"?

5- FRANKENSTEIN: Guillermo Del Toro is making a Frankenstein movie. I love Del Toro...but, c'mon, is he out of ideas? I can't even remember the last movie he made. Was it that fish man movie that won all the Oscars (it wasn't...it was his pointless "Nightmare Alley" remake that was an ultra-bomb). He is a great gothic horror director, though, so this should look amazing at least. Christoph Walz and Mia Goth star in this. 

6- EDDINGTON: This is Ari Aster's latest. He's the thinking man's horror director. I liked "Midsommar" but didn't care much for his others. He's kind of like David Lynch, though, in that even if he doesn't always make great films they're at least interesting enough to want to see what he's up to next. This one takes place in New Mexico during the pandemic when at night the small town turns evil or something. Joaquin Phoenix plays a sheriff and Emma Stone, Pedro Pascal, and Austin Butler also star. 

7- 28 YEARS LATER: I still remember going to see "28 Days Later" in theaters and how awesome it was. Granted, director Danny Boyle hasn't made a good movie in years, though, and I'm still trying to forget he made a "Trainspotting" sequel. Why, oh, why did you do that? Writer Alex Garland is back, though, and he's still at the top of his game ("Civil War" was great). Cillian Murphy is also back. What...he's still battling zombies 28 years later? Ralph Fiennes and Jodie Comer also star. The trailer makes it look fantastic and brutal as hell.  

8- MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE: THE FINAL RECKONING: What is this, like part 10 or something? The last one was super entertaining, though, and these are always fun. It was obvious in the last one that they just come up with action sequences before writing a script around them. Who cares, though? The usual actors are all back. Considering they've made so many of these, what action sequences are even left to do? I think the trailer had Tom Cruise riding a horse. Maybe he jumps onto a helicopter from a horse or something absurd.
 
9- PREDATOR: BADLANDS: This is a new Predator film from the director of the last one, "Prey," that was awesome but went straight to Hulu so barely anyone knows it exists. Elle Fanning stars. This is the 6th Predator. Does that include those bad Alien vs. Predator movies? Who won? The aliens or the predator? Or was it a draw like Kong vs. Godzilla? Dan Trachenberg directed this, and if it's anything as good as "Prey" was it'll be killer.

10- THE RUNNING MAN: The original Schwarzenegger film might be terrible if I watched it now, but I remember loving it when I watched it multiple times as a kid. The only reason I'm curious about this is because Edgar Wright directed this. While he hasn't made a great film in a while, his "Shaun of the Dead," "Hot Fuzz," and "The World's End" trilogy is legendary. Glen Powell, the new 'it' Hollywood star, is in this, as is Josh Brolin, who IMDB says plays "ruthless producer." I probably should go read the Stephen King story. I always hear that the ending to that has a plane flying into a building like 9/11. I'm guessing this movie won't retain that original ending. 






Wednesday, January 1, 2025

THE TOP 10 MOST ANTICIPATED FILMS OF 2024 REVISITED

 1- MICKEY 17: This film was postponed until March 2025. That's not a good omen, as they filmed it in 2022 and blamed the actors and writers strike for the postponement. Usually a movie coming out so long after it was filmed is because of bad audience scores and reshoots. The trailers at least make it look like a fun, wild film. 

2- NOSFERATU: This just came out last week on Christmas day and I haven't seen it yet. It got mostly positive reviews but everyone seemed to say it's good but not great nor anything particularly special.

3- FURIOSA: I did a short review of this. ***

4- JOKER: FOLIE A DEUX: This might be the worst movie I've ever seen. Most people online have said the same thing about it: it feels like they made a bad movie on purpose. And then most of the Hollywood industry folk have said that they didn't do that, that makes no sense. Go watch it and you'll agree, though. How on Earth could they have seriously made a movie this bad and not on purpose? It's literally a 'fuck you' to any fans that enjoyed the first film. They put Lady Gaga in it and then only have these terrible, whispered song sequences. Then they kill off the main character at the end on a dour, miserable end note to make you contemplate why you wasted time watching it. -No Stars-

5- ALIEN: ROMULUS: This film is pretty good until the God-awful, silly ending when a half human, half alien is born. The rest is suspenseful and looks cool. **1/2

6- HIT MAN: I did a short review of this. **1/2

7- CIVIL WAR: Really good movie, one of the best of the year. It's funny, because it got good reviews and was talked about a lot when it came out but now during Awards season it's seemingly been forgotten. Maybe it was just too harsh and cruel. After all, the President of the United States gets his brains blown out at the end. ***1/2

8- CHALLENGERS: I haven't seen everything yet, but this was my favorite movie of the year. It's just so entertaining and watchable and fresh and alive. Plus, the score by Atticus Ross and Trent Reznor is awesome. I'm not an outlier, either, as Variety's Owen Gleiberman named this the best movie of the year. ***1/2

9- DRIVE-AWAY DOLLS: This was a terrible film. Margaret Qualley, who is great in The Substance, attempts this ultra-bad Southern accent that is so ridiculous and stupid it ruins everything. Only Ethan Coen made this, but both Coen brothers haven't made anything remotely good in years which is really sad. 1/2*

10- GLADIATOR 2: Reviewed. **1/2